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Creative Juice Harvest
*promote,
I can't help it. I'm a creative juices enthusiast.


written by laura  | 1 minute 29 seconds ago | CH
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Best of Bubbles
*promote
there.


written by laura  | 10 minutes 43 seconds ago | CH
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One of the strangest fetishes, balloons
did he sniff some glue at 1:20 sec there?
That would explain the whole thing.
Upvote for educational purposes.


written by laura  | 1 hour 18 minutes 11 seconds ago | CH
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Misheard Lyrics: Fall Out Boy - This ain't a Scene
worst misheard lyrics I've seen yet, but I upvote anything that mentions Don_Juan.


written by laura  | 1 hour 24 minutes 24 seconds ago | CH
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Daddy, teach me how to strip and reassemble an AR-15!
>> ^Aemaeth:
I'll upvote when the tags change. It's too bad more people don't understand that gun are less dangerous when proper education takes place.


I agree with the idea that kids should be educated about weapon safety, especially of any weapons in the house.

However, the guns themselves are not less dangerous when children are educated.
The children just have a better chance at surviving around them.
I came to this conclusion when my son's very best friend (who had been not only trained in weapon safety, but was a sport shooter with his father, had won awards for contests, and always went hunting with his Dad) managed to shoot himself through the eye causing instant death. He was left alone in a vehicle with a loaded pistol while parents ran into the grocery store for a couple of minutes. He was about to turn 10.
I say this to remind people that kids are still kids, educated on gun safety or not. Trusting their education isn't enough and supervision around weapons should never be relaxed.
That's all.


written by laura  | 2 hours 20 minutes 21 seconds ago | CH
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The High Stress World of Snapple's Cap Facts!!!
oh ogd.. must breathe... that was terribly great.
"look, it's true. Just not snapple cap fact true."
"We're human beings, goddammnit! And life is too short for this shit!"
...
Moral of the story?
That beautiful assholes can save everyone's job.
You know, it really isn't a very good drink at all.


written by laura  | 2 hours 40 minutes 16 seconds ago | CH
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I read motel reviews on the internet for entertainment. (Geek Talk Post)
ok that was hilarious


written by laura  | 7 hours 47 minutes 11 seconds ago | CH
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RhesusMonk (Member Profile)
nah, that was a Kool-Aid man kind of "oh yeah" but that doesn't come through very well in type, does it?
suppose I should have written:
ooooohhhh yeah! That's cool!


In reply to this comment by RhesusMonk:
Hey, thanks. Did you just remember something about this post?

In reply to this comment by laura:
oh yeah.
*promote



written by laura  | 11 hours 51 minutes 51 seconds ago | CH
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Jim Norton - Porn Safety and Shaved Pussy
by the way, he's a self-confessed sex addict.
To the point of sitting in an airport terminal pinching his cock waiting for a plane...fucking a pregnant crack whore in his mother's basement...
That kind of sexy makes raunchy easy baby.



written by laura  | 23 hours 50 minutes 33 seconds ago | CH
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She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!
>> ^gorillaman:
Want one.

There is a male version, btw.

^that one's gay.



written by laura  | 1 day 37 minutes ago | CH
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She's here to serve me and she's real. Shut up! She's real!!
...and all she asks is a couple of hours on the weekend to herself for which you will never ask her where she is or what she's doing!
Sounds like a nice trade-off to me! (just kidding)
somebody needs to make a guy version of this.
I can just hear it now:
"I will wake you up in the morning gently stroking your hair and smiling at you softly.
I will work hard all day doing sweaty manly things with my big strong hands like fixing the car or building something or moving heavy objects.
All during the day I will keep walking by you periodically and slapping your ass because it turns me on, or kissing your eyelids because you look so cute when you are concentrating.
When you cook, I will remark at how good it smells as it develops and compliment you profusely while eating.
At night, I will bring you drinks and laugh with you while making stimulating conversation, showing off my inner nerd and flirting with you.
I will match your mood and needs endlessly unless I am extremely tired from working, in which case I will be sure to look cute as I rest and thank you for understanding.
I will react with religious awe when seeing you naked, and make love to you with a different, surprising passion each night and also spontaneously during the day at unexpected moments because you find it delicious to be wanted and I genuinely want you.
I will hold you as you drift off to sleep and listen to your breath as you use my left arm as a pillow and relish loving me for who I am, because I care, and you like falling asleep with your hand on a perfect man tush."
something like that.
hang on a tick, I don't need a virtual guy, I GOT a REAL perfect man!!!!
(somebody please direct my husband to this spontaneous love letter of a comment of sorts, lol...thanks )


written by laura  | 1 day 1 hour 15 minutes ago | CH
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Underwater (and upside-down) ice hockey
oh yeah.
*promote


written by laura  | 1 day 1 hour 40 minutes ago | CH
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The Plant that ate the South
*promote


written by laura  | 1 day 1 hour 47 minutes ago | CH
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Kulpims gets his diamond; Dag and Lucky go broke (Drugs Talk Post)
* quality person. *quality congratulatory post. * quality fun.
love your submissions, dude!


written by laura  | 1 day 2 hours 49 minutes ago | CH
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Blankfist hits 500. I feel a great disturbance in the Fartce (Fear Talk Post)
how much A$$ GR@V33 can I fit in this congratulations?
Let's not answer that question and just pretend we did, ok?
ok great.
thanks for making me laugh w/ the sweet sweet irreverance ...



written by laura  | 1 day 8 hours 17 minutes ago | CH
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